Thursday, March 01, 2007
posers to fakers. which one are you?
i got this from keline's blog. found that super funny. read it :D
Changing Light bulbs.
Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the new bulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty to market it and one guy to write a stupid E-mail about light bulbs.
Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.
Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.
Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They can study without light.
Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.
Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change light bulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.
Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)
Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*
Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.
Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.
Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.
Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.
Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Huh, what bulb?
Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.
Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the light bulb?
A: Fuck the light bulb lah, the principal will do something about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.
hang on, then what about MI ? hmm...songofobsession:
jessemccartney-blowyourmind
jessemccartney-justsoyouknow
jessemccartney-daddy'slittlegirl
(actually.alljesse'ssongswilldo :D)
spinning a tale ; @ 2:13 pm
hidden agendas and stolen kisses;
07101990
libra
aes 4/1 (2006)
cjc t13 (0708)
LIKES:
purple
chilli cheese fries
pluto-nians
F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
W__ _____G
TINA
UGH:
vegetables
WANT:
model perfect body ):
YAK YAK (:
aaron*
alexandria*
alvin.ho*
alvin.tan*
amanda*
annabelle*
christie*
christine*
delphne*
diane*
dwitya*
germaine*
hannah*
huiyi*
jonathan.ng*
joshua*
leexian*
melissa*
michelle*
shiying*
sixuan*
stephanie.ho*
vivien*
weicheang*
xinrong*
xuejing*
yixian*
&Credits
illusionation